Fun jokes

The only person who listens to both sides of an argument is the next door neighbor….

Alcohol…. Because, sometimes you need a warm hug from inside. ???

Quarantining alone . .. i set the table. , lit candles. turned down the lights , put soft music on… made 2 meals. ate Both

Her mother smiles and answers: A long time ago your dad and I planted some seeds. Your dad pushed them in the ground and I… Read More »A 10 year old asks her mum how she was born.

The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the… Read More »Why some of us might drink…..

buys a young cock. As soon as he gets it home, it fucks all the farmers 150 hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunch, the… Read More »A farmer

Oh geez, this joke (above) is hysterical!I’m Australian. Years ago I visited Glasgow alone. I walked into a restaurant that night. The lady at the… Read More »A Glaswegian lad takes his girlfriend home for the first time.

The bartender replies “Free”.The customer, completely amazed, orders a beer then asks the bartender “Well then how much for a NY sirloin, with side of… Read More »A guy walks into the bar of a restaurant and goes to the bartender and asks “How much for a beer?”

>>One Finnish soldier is better in Joke of the Day The Soviet army is marching in Finland. They hear a voice from the other side… Read More »One Finnish soldier is better

Easter is only a couple of days away, I need to hurry up and decide if I’m going to spend it in the living room,… Read More »JOKESTER