I’ve been secretly injecting soap into my balls to see if I can jizz bubbles.
It’s time for me to come clean.
It’s time for me to come clean.
I tried to explain to him that he was wrong, but he refused to accept criticism.
With Accord.
The sign said “No food or drinks inside”So I went home.
… but he said he had naan.
That means I have one up on history’s greatest scientific genius.Because I’m not dead.
For support, rather than illumination.
Now he’s gone from “Hulk Smash” to “I Slam”.