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What do you call an Engineer who doesn’t know how to use a calculator? A project manager.

Women never have to apologize, they just sleep naked and let the guy decide if he’s still mad or not…  

I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends and lovers before me.! She always calls me her sixty second lover.!!

I Just got fired from Google Because I yelled Yahoo! after completing my morning Sudoku at the office

How do you get an fat person in your bedroom? Piece of cake

I’d be a terrible couple’s therapist. I’d be like, “have you tried anal?”

2 married ladies are having lunch in a coffee shop… One lady whispers ‘I’m getting a boob job’ 2nd lady: ‘That’s nothing, I’m getting my… Read More »

I went to a pet store today and put a large “CHAMELEON” sign in front of an empty cage. Stand back and watch the fun.

Me – “We’re having a baby!” Friend – “Aww, is it a girl or a boy?” Me – “Yes, what else could it be..?”

I remember when I first started dating my wife, I got a hard-on just watching her eating a banana. Now after ten years of marriage,… Read More »