When my wife said she’d be with me until I was old and gray I did not realize she meant 37

September 4

I was in a job interview. The man asked me to show him an example of leadership skills. “OK,” I replied. “I’m hired.”

September 4

Did you know

if you press the Clitoris and the G Spot at the same time, the vagina takes a screenshot and saves you in her memory forever

September 3

Front effect

All medicines have side effects. Only Viagra has front effects.

September 2

There’s lots of ways to show someone that you love them… Sex is my favorite.

September 2

A man and his wife went on a weekend trip to the big city

Tired of going from shop to shop and arguing with his wife about it, he stands outside the next shop in protest. While waiting a prostitute walks up to him and ask if he wants a quickie in the alley. After thinking it over, he replies: “Well why the hell not. I haven’t tried much […]

September 2

Boobs are like the sun

You can only stare at ‘em for a very short time. But if you wear sunglasses, you can stare at ‘em as much as you want.

September 2

Two aliens are flying near earth

Two aliens are flying near earth~ The first one says, “The dominant life form here have developed satellite based nuclear weapons.” The second one says, “Are they an emerging intelligence?” The first one says, “I don’t think so, they have it aimed at themselves.”

August 30

Its been months since i bought the book “How to scam people online”. It still hasn’t arrive yet…

August 29

People still think there are vampires in Romania. But I haven’t seen one since 1645.

August 29