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A young woman goes to the gynecologist’s for the first time. She disrobes and places her legs in the stirrups. As the doctor begins to… Read More »num-num

When my wife said she’d be with me until I was old and gray I did not realize she meant 37

I was in a job interview. The man asked me to show him an example of leadership skills. “OK,” I replied. “I’m hired.”

if you press the Clitoris and the G Spot at the same time, the vagina takes a screenshot and saves you in her memory forever

There’s lots of ways to show someone that you love them… Sex is my favorite.

Tired of going from shop to shop and arguing with his wife about it, he stands outside the next shop in protest. While waiting a… Read More »A man and his wife went on a weekend trip to the big city

You can only stare at ‘em for a very short time. But if you wear sunglasses, you can stare at ‘em as much as you… Read More »Boobs are like the sun