When my wife said she’d be with me until I was old and gray I did not realize she meant 37
I was in a job interview. The man asked me to show him an example of leadership skills. “OK,” I replied. “I’m hired.”
if you press the Clitoris and the G Spot at the same time, the vagina takes a screenshot and saves you in her memory forever
All medicines have side effects. Only Viagra has front effects.
There’s lots of ways to show someone that you love them… Sex is my favorite.
Tired of going from shop to shop and arguing with his wife about it, he stands outside the next shop in protest. While waiting a prostitute walks up to him and ask if he wants a quickie in the alley. After thinking it over, he replies: “Well why the hell not. I haven’t tried much […]
You can only stare at ‘em for a very short time. But if you wear sunglasses, you can stare at ‘em as much as you want.
Two aliens are flying near earth~ The first one says, “The dominant life form here have developed satellite based nuclear weapons.” The second one says, “Are they an emerging intelligence?” The first one says, “I don’t think so, they have it aimed at themselves.”
Its been months since i bought the book “How to scam people online”. It still hasn’t arrive yet…
People still think there are vampires in Romania. But I haven’t seen one since 1645.
I got kicked out of a hospital after saying to a Covid-19 patient.. Stay positive
The prostitute dressed again and said, “It was a business doing pleasure with you.”
Onion rings are Vegetarian donuts
I lost my Pizza cutter so I used my Bryan Adams Cd.. Cuts Like a Knife
Tequila: Liquid that won’t change your life but it’s worth a shot.
Doctor : at first glance it appears that you have a gunshot wound to the chest, but we’ll have to run a Covid test to be sure…
I exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what the hell I’m doing
Does anyone know a cure for sex addiction? I’ve tried fucking everything
I got arrested for downloading the whole Wikipedia. I told them I could explain everything.
Two men are robbing a liquor store… One says, ‘Is this whisky?’ ‘Yes’, the other replies, ‘but not as whisky was wobbing a bank’