People still think there are vampires in Romania. But I haven’t seen one since 1645.
I got kicked out of a hospital after saying to a Covid-19 patient.. Stay positive
The prostitute dressed again and said, “It was a business doing pleasure with you.”
Onion rings are Vegetarian donuts
I lost my Pizza cutter so I used my Bryan Adams Cd.. Cuts Like a Knife
Tequila: Liquid that won’t change your life but it’s worth a shot.
Doctor : at first glance it appears that you have a gunshot wound to the chest, but we’ll have to run a Covid test to be sure…
I exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what the hell I’m doing
Does anyone know a cure for sex addiction? I’ve tried fucking everything
I got arrested for downloading the whole Wikipedia. I told them I could explain everything.