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If you ever feel lonely, buy stocks. You will have company

What’s the difference between USA and USB? One connects to your devices and gathers your personal data, and the other is an industry standard.

OMG guys, you won’t believe this but James Bond just came into the bar I work at and ordered a drink I’m literally shaking right… Read More »

Police arrested a time traveller from 2018. He still can’t believe that he was arrested for not wearing a mask in a bank.

I needed a password eight characters long. I went with SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarves

So much nudity online these days . . . . . . sometimes I just sit in front of my laptop shaking my fist.

My therapist says I have a problem trusting people. Or at least she claims she’s my therapist.

Sat down in a restaurant to eat dinner last night, and the waiter asked if I’d like to hear today’s special. I said yeah He… Read More »

A wise man once told me to never give up on my dreams. That is why I keep sleeping.

I got a world map for my wall, I’m going to put pins in all the places I’ve traveled to … … but first, I… Read More »