Tired of going from shop to shop and arguing with his wife about it, he stands outside the next shop in protest.
While waiting a prostitute walks up to him and ask if he wants a quickie in the alley.
After thinking it over, he replies: “Well why the hell not. I haven’t tried much in my life and I’m not getting any younger.”
He digs through his pockets and pulls out a $5 bill.
“This is all I got,” he says and tries to hand it over.
“What the hell do you take me for? $5 won’t get you shit” the prostitute replies and walks off.
After a while, the wife comes back out and the couple continues down the street. As they pass an alley a woman shouts.
“You see. That’s what $5 gets you!”