Just watched an interesting documentary on cocaine… Going to watch all documentaries this way now!
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I ate a kid’s meal at McDonald’s today. The parents called the manager.
I call my wife Bambi, she thinks it’s because she is cute with big brown eyes. But in reality, I just hope someone shoots her mother with a hunting rifle
I got fired from work today I don’t know why, I didn’t even do anything.
A woman came out of her annual health checkup totally beaming!! Her husband asked ” what happened ? “” The doctor was stunned and he said that for a 45 year old woman , I’ve the breasts of an 18 year old ” “Did he say anything about your 45 year old ass?” Asked the…
Professor: April, you are failing my class. April: Oh, Professor. My parents will be so mad. I’m sure we can fix this. I’ll do annnything to pass. Professor: {gulp} anything? April: YES! Anything you can dream up. Professor: Will you…… study?
My wife just recently completed a 40-week body building course…It’s a boy and he weighs 11lbs 4oz
How do you cancel an appointment with a Sperm Bank?It’s easy… You just tell them you can’t come!
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Apparently if your girlfriend or wife ever says “if anything happens to me, I want you to meet someone new….” “anything” doesn’t include getting stuck in traffic.
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A young man moved from his parents home into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started…