2 married ladies are having lunch in a coffee shop… One lady whispers ‘I’m getting a boob job’ 2nd lady: ‘That’s nothing, I’m getting my assh*le bleached’ 1st lady says: ‘Really? I can’t imagine your husband as a blonde’
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I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet I asked my 15 brothers and sisters and they didn’t know either.
My wife said that I have no discretion… What do you guys think?
“How to break up with your girlfriend” A two-step process: Step 1: take off your glasses Step 2: say: ‘I’m afraid I can’t see you anymore!’
This morning I went to a meeting for my ‘premature ejaculator support group.’u Trns out, it was tomorrow.
Me and the girlfriend went to the restaurant for the first time in ages. The Waiter said, I am sorry but we are so busy tonight. Would you mind waiting for a bit? I said no problem. He said well take these drinks to table. 10.
After waiting for an hour, the husband finally was able to catch the waiter’s eye. “I want a bottle of your best wine,” he ordered. “What year?” asked the waiter. “Right now!” bellowed the tourist.
I don’t know what “procrastinate” means. I think I’ll look it up later.
What’s the perfect date? DD-MM-YYYY is the most logical to me
My life was ruined by my obsession with video games. Fortunately, I had another two lives.