What happened to the arrogant red-shirt who demanded his Star Fleet Captain beam him up?
He was hoisted by his own Piccard.
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
I recently put poison ivy in the bed of a guy that I don’t like.
It was a rash decision on my part.
What’s the difference between my real dad and recycled saran wrap?
One’s the transparent piece of garbage and the other’s a garbage, trans-parent.
Why are french ducks so attractive?
They have a certain “je ne sais quack’”.
Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian
OK. I admit it. I’m an unemployed leather worker.
I’ve got nothing to hide.
My friend was itchin for a pie
So I told him to make one from scratch.
My cat at one of my awards.. and can’t quite poop it out
It’s a real cat-ass-trophy
Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks.