I had a kid in the back of a police car
i named it nina
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
I’m cutting you off
You’ve been bungee jumping too much
What did one snowman say to the other while snacking?
This carrot tastes like boogers.
Foucault: Schools serve the same social functions as prisons and hospitals
Foucault’s mother: You’re still going.
What’s the dumbest animal in the jungle?
The polar bear.
My girlfriend said we need to spend more quality time together.
So I bought her a tea set and a koala and said wtf are we supposed to do now?
Hab nem Kollegen nen Limonadenwitz erzählt
Den Fanta lustig
Disrespectful kid gets slapped by detroit OG
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Why did the bear have anger issues?
He was a bipolar bear
I support LGBTQ
Liberty, Guns, Bible, Trump, BBQ.