If I only had a week to live, I’d spend every day of it at work.
There, even just eight hours last fucking forever.
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
My dog pooped in my bed this morning
I forgive her though, shit happens.
Why did the waiter’s computer system not work?
Because of a server error.
What are the 3 hottest things you can do to a woman during foreplay?
VacuumDishesLaundry
My math teacher never goes outside.
I can tell, cos there’s no sin of his tan.
Take 4 and subtract 2 from it. What’s left?
The opposite of right.
Why are Executioners so good at their jobs?
Because they execute it perfectly
How do you know anything about anybody?
They’ll tell you
joke of cuort room:;
funy joke i made.:judge in courtroom: ORDR! ORDER!man 1: cheese bueger plaesejudge: shut the up…man: NO!! i order 7up!!
An not at all crumby pun!
What do you call a piece of bread that has genetic deficiencies after multiple generations of breeding?Inbread.