I have a saying in life when it comes to kids
Adopt don’t shop
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
Jack the Ripper goes to the Dr. with a stabbing pain…
Dr says, “Tell me more”.Jack says ” My whole shoulder is sore”.
Have you seen the movie about constipation?
Oh wait no, it probably didn’t come out
My friend was the best in Russian Roulette
He only lost once
My dad smashed my PS4 today
so i smashed his wife
How I feel about my GPA is how a parent feels about their autistic child
Good enough, but embarrassing to show to others.
What did the Austrailian sailor say to his shipmate when he spotted the enemy ship far away on the horizon?
What did the Australian sailor say when his shipmate spotted the enemy ship far away on the horizon?”Good eye, mate!”
I explained, to my friend Remi, my design for a solar kettle made of dough.
“Dough, Remi. For solar tea. Dough.”
I broke a table fan…
Now it has a separate fan base.
What did Reddit say when it opened a vacuum?
Wow! Such empty.