My girlfriend asked me if I’d like a threesome, and who out of her friends I would pick
Apparently I was only supposed to name one, not two
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
What do you call a magic dog?
A Labracadabrador
My wife said I don’t listen to her….
At least that’s what I think she said.
I Need a Joke For A Song Called Brain Sprain
The song has to lyrics it’s for a jazz band but I can’t think of any jokes
One benefit of living in a van.
You can go basically anywhere on house arrest.
Don’t be worried about your smartphone and television collecting your data…
Your vacuum has been gathering dirt on you for YEARS now.
It was easy to stop girls from eating Tide Pods.
It was harder to deter gents.
The Worst Comedian in the World
Have you guys heard about the terrible comedian who never finishes any of his jokes?
I sometimes wonder what would happen if there was no gravity
anyway iv’e had an uplifting day
What is the difference between most people and horses?
Most people are asses