Why is Santa’s sack so big ?
. . Cause he only comes once a year.
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
Dogs are either one of two things…
A bitch or a son of a bitch
There was a spider in our house
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.Went out.Had a few drinks.Nice guy.He’s a web designer.
Why did Dre go to prison?
Because he gave his kids beats
Spelling the word panda is easy;
You just need the letter P and A.
I’m so broke
You can call me saint nickel-less.
My wife always has a headache when I come home from work. I asked her if I could help her get rid of it.
She said, “Yes, leave the room.”
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Put anything random memes jokes anything like that
What’s osama bin laden favorite football team
The New York jets
My kid, who’s into astronomy asked me how stars die
“Usually from suicide or overdose, son” i told him