My blood tests came back positive.
I definitely have blood.
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
What’s the worst part about having sex with a miner?
Their headlamp always shines right in your eyes!!
A ham goes to the doctors
Ham: Hey doc, tell me, am I going to be alright?Doctor: You’re cured
What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexic Association
Why is Spider-Man so good at comebacks?
Because with great power comes great response-ability.
I was embarrassed when my wife found out that I was playing with my son’s train set, so I threw a blanket over it.
I think I managed to cover my tracks.
Why the political leaders of drawing utensils avoid supporting gay pride movement?
Most of the rulers are straight.
Why does santa have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year
What does Jewish Mario say?
It’s-a me, Jewish Mario
My friend asked me what my plans were 2 weeks from now.
I said “Not sure, I don’t have 2020 vision”