Imagine watching R rated SHAZAM movie
This joke was made by sad MARVEL fans.
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
Why did the electrician punch a hole in the wall?
He needed an outlet.
I can see 2 weeks into the future.
I have 2020 vision
A man was feeling ill whenever he woke up in the morning
So he went to the doctors and the doctor told him to wake up in the evening.
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It feels great to switch from light mode to dark mode.
Once you go black you never go back.
How did the lesbian stop the dam from breaking?
They kept their finger in the dike
Y’all should try this
If you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth – just like a garbage bin.?
Why did the peanut butter sandwich do jumping Jacks?
Why did the peanut butter sandwich do jumping Jacks?He was feeling Chunky.
(pull your shirt collar forward and look inside)
Now, spell attic in capitals