Fun jokes

People who talk to themselves tend to be better lovers. Did you know that? Yes, I did know that. Thank you for asking.

Life gave me onions. Onionade sucks.

You know it’s time to clean the fridge when something closes the door from the inside.

A tornado has been referred to as a finger of GOD… Suddenly the heavens open up… “THIS IS GOD SPEAKING, THAT IS NOT MY FINGER.”

We accidentally shot down that airliner and killed all 176 people onboard. -Iran But you should let us have nuclear weapons. -also Iran

Gwyneth Paltrow has gotten into the candle business, one of her scents is called “This Smells Like My Vagina”. I’m guessing that the candles are… Read More »JOKESTER

i saw a sign in the hospital this morning that read ‘family planning – use the rear entrance’ thats damn good advice, i thought!

I was showing my grandpa what YouTube was and he said that he couldn’t imagine what his childhood would’ve been like if he had that,… Read More »JOKESTER

Bob was in a terrible motorcycle accident and his legs weren’t in great shape, to say the least. After a couple of weeks of therapy,… Read More »Good News Bad News

So, “20 x 0 = 0.”I don’t know what’s funny!