Fun jokes

The fun part about your 50’s is waking up thinking you’re hungover but then remembering, nope, this is just how my body feels now…

I’d like to see the guy who invented beer and ask him what’s he working on now.

Life insurance in a nutshell… The insurance agent is betting that you live, you’re betting that you die… and you hope that he wins.

Me: “When we were little, my brothers and I used to play Russian roulette.” Friend: “You don’t have any brothers.” Me: “Right.”

A smart home is when it connects to the neighbour’s Wi-Fi at night and secretly mines cryptocurrency to pay for its own mortgage.

Agents of special services who were caught in infidelity by their wives are discharged from work due to unsuitability.

I’m going through a lot right now. Mostly because my car brakes stopped working.

Every time someone over 40 complains about my generation, I wish I could earn a dollar. That way, I could buy a house in the… Read More »@Donald

Checking election results is like checking a group project grade. I did my best, but I can’t help but worry about the rest of the… Read More »@HappyW

A young boy approaches God and asks, “Is it true that a billion years is just a second to you?” God answers, “Yes.” The boy… Read More »moment