Fun jokes

Let’s make our calendar end 8 years too early just to fuck with people. ~ Mayans

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Since quarantine I’ve not had a haircut. Hell, I’ve not even stepped on the scales. So today I decided to weigh myself for the first… Read More »So much

Yesterday I had a nightmare that my tiktok account was deleted. For a second, I was really scared that I had a tiktok account.

Congratulations to the astronauts that left Earth today. Great choice

I was complaining to my wife about our nonexistent sex life. Zero fucks were given.

Before Coffee : I hate everybody After Coffee : I feel good about hating everybody

Those are some scary times to call sick at work. They may put you and everybody else in quarantine

Having kids is like continually cleaning up after a huge party, that you do not attend

Life would be so much better if at the end of each day, it asked…. “Would you like to save the changes?”