Fun jokes

Nothing like a nice cold beer after a nice cold beer.

A man finds a genie in a bottle He rubs it. A genie pops out “you have two wishes” The guy says “hold up, aren’t… Read More »

Our company recently did a password audit, it was found that an employee was using the following password: “VaderObiwanLukeBobafettGandalfFrodoGimliLegolasSacramento” When asked why he had such… Read More »

Last night I was drunk and told myself I needed to stop drinking. I went into the fridge the next day and grabbed a beer… Read More »

My father is Cuban and my mother is from Iceland. So i am…… ….. an Ice Cube

My wife recently discovered I was cheating after she found all those letters I’d been hiding. She got really mad and said she’s never going… Read More »

Even when it’s bad, they still expect me to pay for it

I’m really not worried about anti-vaxxers….. It’s a dying movement.

What small thing screams “I’m rich”? A dwarf who just won the lottery.

The bartender asks “Why the long face?” The man replies “I just found out my wife is sleeping with another man. I’ve decided I’m going… Read More »A man walks into a bar…