nobody
I danced like nobody was watching and now I need a lawyer.
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so good
Shouting, constantly rearranging stuff and sweeping. No wonder women are so good at curling!!
One of my biggest fears is that after I die I’ll get…
One of my biggest fears is that after I die I’ll get reincarnated as myself.
remove
My wife is one of those people that can spot the humour in any given situation. And quickly remove it.
replacement
We should place the elderly in prisons because they will get a shower everyday, video surveillance in case of problems, three meals a day, access… Read More »replacement
prank
My favorite thing to do at the library is leave browser tabs open with search results for “Best way to clean cum off a keyboard?”
My wife said, ” Why do you never take me to the theatre?
My wife said, ” Why do you never take me to the theatre? You know I love the theatre.” I said, “Why do you never… Read More »My wife said, ” Why do you never take me to the theatre?
I try to let my wife run things at home.
I try to let my wife run things at home. Like the dishwasher, hoover and lawnmower.
fault
it’s my girlfriend’s fault I slept with all her friends…. she’s the one that told them I have a huge cock!!
without
Valentine’s Day is just a massive hassle bruh. I need to: 1. Remember to text my girlfriend a long lovey dovey message at the beginning… Read More »without