how I met your mother
The year is 2030. Ted Mosby is 52 years old, still sad and alone, while all his friends are married. He goes to a strip… Read More »how I met your mother
Fun jokes
The heart of TheFun.Net: our biggest collection of funny jokes, gathered and polished over the years. From quick one-liners to longer stories, this is where new jokes land first before they find a home in a themed category. Dip in whenever you need a laugh, a joke to steal for the office, or something to send a friend. Fresh humor is added all the time, so it is always worth coming back.
honest
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.” She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because… Read More »honest
new school
I was transferred to a new school last week. I hated being the new guy so I had to make a name for myself. I… Read More »new school
one minute
I was in my car driving back from work last night. A police officer pulled me over and knocked on my window. I said, “One… Read More »one minute
cheating
If you get a new job before you quit your old one, its considered responsible; however, if you do that with your girlfriend it’s considered… Read More »cheating
I’m ok with women faking it in bed.
I’m ok with women faking it in bed. I faked everything to get her there.
revenge
Women have the ability to keep smiling even when they’re planning revenge.
fortune teller
So the interviewer asked “Where do you see yourself in 5 years?” I responded “Do you see fortune teller on my fucking resume`?!? No you… Read More »fortune teller
strangers
I get really fucking pissed off when complete strangers ask me a lot of personal questions. So no… the job interview didn’t go very well.
diaper
How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? Ask Hugh Hefner.