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The heart of TheFun.Net: our biggest collection of funny jokes, gathered and polished over the years. From quick one-liners to longer stories, this is where new jokes land first before they find a home in a themed category. Dip in whenever you need a laugh, a joke to steal for the office, or something to send a friend. Fresh humor is added all the time, so it is always worth coming back.

unless

They say drugs and alcohol isn’t the answer. Unless they ask”What’s the secret to a happy marriage?”

whales

I was in a bar the other night and I overheard a couple of overweight women talking to each other near me. Their accent appeared… Read More »whales

difference

*its not you its me * in america -means breaking up in asia -just means they are looking at pictures of people

waist

I just spent 6 hours linking all of my watches together to make a belt. It was a complete waist of time.

latex factory

Latex Factory!
A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples. The machine makes a loud ‘hiss-pop’ noise..Read More »latex factory

seizure

I danced like no-one was watching, but someone was………they called an ambulance because they thought I was having a seizure…..

others

After hearing that he has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize, Putin said, “Tell me who the other nominees are ? and I will… Read More »others

finally

Leonardo DiCaprio:*names his child Oscar* Doctor:”Would you like to hold h-” Leonardo DiCaprio:”Say it like we rehearsed it.” Doctor:*sighs* “And the Oscar goes to…”

function

‘I love you’ is a mathematical function where ‘I love’ is constant and ‘you’ is a variable..