proposal
HIM:”What do I need to buy for you to make me some guacamole?” ME:”A wedding ring.”
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better things
As I picked up the largest cucumber in the supermarket a man also went to grab for it. “Oh, I bet you know why I want the biggest one,” I playfully winked at him. “Why don’t you come back to my place and find out what I will be using it for?”
not better
My wife told me women were better at multi tasking than men. So I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what, she… Read More »not better
reflection
There’s a story they tell of two dogs.Both at different times walk into the same room.one comes out wagging his tail while the other comes… Read More »reflection
question
Do you need glasses? □ Yes □ No ✔
obsession
My wife left me because of my obsession with The Beatles. It’s been a hard day’s night.
I’m not left handed, I just like to play life on Hardcore.
I’m not left handed, I just like to play life on Hardcore.
happy end
I watched a directors cut of a porn film last night. At the end of the film, he actually fixed the washing machine.
come inside
My wife and I have been trying to get pregnant for a few months now, so yesterday we went to an OBGYN’s office, to make… Read More »come inside
To do list: 1) Go to pet store. 2) Buy bird seed. 3) Ask how…
To do list: 1) Go to pet store. 2) Buy bird seed. 3) Ask how long it will take for the birds to grow.