complaint
I’m absolutely disgusted! Easter is almost over and I can’t find any christmas cards on sale yet.
Fun jokes
The heart of TheFun.Net: our biggest collection of funny jokes, gathered and polished over the years. From quick one-liners to longer stories, this is where new jokes land first before they find a home in a themed category. Dip in whenever you need a laugh, a joke to steal for the office, or something to send a friend. Fresh humor is added all the time, so it is always worth coming back.
in my
There’s a part of me that just wants to be loved… and it’s in my pants.
A little boy was lost in a large mall.
A little boy was lost in a large mall. He approached a policeman and said, “I’ve lost my dad!” The cop asked, “What’s he like?”… Read More »A little boy was lost in a large mall.
alarm clock
I don’t really like the term “Morning Wood.” I prefer to call it “Jodi’s Alarm Cock.”
question
What’s black and begins with “Nig”? Night. You racist bitch
for patent
Bartenders should put a pink straw in every women’s fourth drink. This would be a signal for men that she is ready.
virus
A highly dangerous virus called “Weekly Overload Recreational Killer” (WORK) is currently going around. If you come in contact with this WORK virus you should… Read More »virus
until
Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee, my breakfast, lunch, juice, dinner, and at least two drinks.
When going out to a new place, what wifi stands for, Wifi: “Wish…
When going out to a new place, what wifi stands for, Wifi: “Wish I Find Internet”
chances
71 killed in Nigeria as a result of a bus explosion. What are the chances all on board are millionaires with no family and my… Read More »chances