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The heart of TheFun.Net: our biggest collection of funny jokes, gathered and polished over the years. From quick one-liners to longer stories, this is where new jokes land first before they find a home in a themed category. Dip in whenever you need a laugh, a joke to steal for the office, or something to send a friend. Fresh humor is added all the time, so it is always worth coming back.

not a big deal

I had a shit in 3 different shops today.That may not seem like a big deal. But only 1 of them had a toilet.

anywhere

A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink. Walking up behind her he says: “Hi there, good lookin’. How’s… Read More »anywhere

watch out

A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall-bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. Read More »watch out

Confront

I see the U.S. will provide financial aid to Ukraine if the leaders confront corruption. Because if anything stops corruption, it’s bribing someone to stop… Read More »Confront

difference

Playgrounds 1991 – My dad’s tougher than your dad 2014 – My mum’s tattoos are better than your mums.

fun fact

Women will think you are lying, even when you’re not.

probably

If one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison.

religion

“Religion is here, so the poor don’t murder the rich” Napoleon Bonaparte