it’s time
As I sat there, twirling my hair in my fingers, I thought… I really need to shave my balls…
Fun jokes
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‘Pizza Hut, can I take your order?’ Me: ‘May I speak with the…
‘Pizza Hut, can I take your order?’ Me: ‘May I speak with the owl, please?’ ”Who?” Me: ‘Hahaha, that never gets old! Large pepperoni.’
with what
Some bloke accused me of trying to pick pocket him today. “You’re too slow for me” he laughed. “Now fuck off before I call the… Read More »with what
from my mistakes
I like to think I learn from my mistakes. Last night is a perfect example. My kids showed me how to operate my new DVD… Read More »from my mistakes
turn on
When I undress in the bathroom, the shower gets turned on.
moment
Me: “This is a heart touching moment” Her: “No, you have your hands on my boobs”
remember
Can you explain how this lipstick got on your collar? asked a suspicious wife. No, I can’t, the husband said. I distinctly remember taking my… Read More »remember
element
I’ve been suspended from school for another three days. When my science teacher asked me what my favourite element was, karate chopping her and saying… Read More »element
check
I have a doctors appointment tomorrow for an MRI to find out if I’m claustrophobic.
fun fact
Fuck a woman and she’ll love you…love a woman and she’ll fuck you!