mirror
im at the age where food has taken over the role of sex in my life….as a matter of fact i put a mirror above… Read More »mirror
Fun jokes
The heart of TheFun.Net: our biggest collection of funny jokes, gathered and polished over the years. From quick one-liners to longer stories, this is where new jokes land first before they find a home in a themed category. Dip in whenever you need a laugh, a joke to steal for the office, or something to send a friend. Fresh humor is added all the time, so it is always worth coming back.
pay for not going
Gyms should offer a membership package where you pay for everyday you don’t go.
the perfect candidate
A man was being interviewed for a post of a commando in Army! Interviewer: We want a person with suspicious mind , always alert, merciless,… Read More »the perfect candidate
cockroaches
In the event of a nuclear war the only things that will survive are the cockroaches. Which means we should still have a functioning government.
guardian
I call myself a ‘Guardian of the Galaxy.’ I’m a security guard at the Samsung store….
missing
I spent the entire day throwing darts at a picture of my wife. *wife phones* Wife: What you doing? Husband: Missing you
only dust
I decided to get rid of my vacuum cleaner today. It was just collecting dust.
change name
I’ve changed my name to Getov, so it sounds like girls are shouting my name during sex.
I can’t believe the government is reading my emails!
I can’t believe the government is reading my emails! I don’t even read my emails.
funny joke!
A policeman stopped me today. As I stepped out of the car he said, “Sir, what did the big sign say back there?” “Children, Slow… Read More »funny joke!