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The heart of TheFun.Net: our biggest collection of funny jokes, gathered and polished over the years. From quick one-liners to longer stories, this is where new jokes land first before they find a home in a themed category. Dip in whenever you need a laugh, a joke to steal for the office, or something to send a friend. Fresh humor is added all the time, so it is always worth coming back.

potential

I don’t have a smartphone. I have a phone that shows potential, but doesn’t apply itself.

No sex

I came home from work last night and told my wife that I’ve been given a huge promotion at work which means I get my… Read More »No sex

Propose

How men propose: “I love you more than life itself and I can’t see myself living without you. Will you make the happiest man in… Read More »Propose

for fun

*At school* Teacher: Remember, the “f” in Physics stands for fun. Me: But sir, there is no “f” in Physics Teacher: Exactly.

worry

My doctor said I needed to reduce stress. Great, now I have to worry about that too.

your dragon

Going to How to Train Your Dragon tomorrow… Or marriage counselling as the wife calls it.

magical words

wife : Tell me those three magical words.. husband : it’s my fault.

to finish

Wife says to husband, “You make love like you decorate.” Husband replies, “What very slow and professional?” “NO,”she replies, “I have to finish the job… Read More »to finish