great moments
Two whiskey drinkers in a bar. “I only drink whiskey at great moments.” “And what do you call great moments?” “The moments when I drink… Read More »great moments
Fun jokes
The heart of TheFun.Net: our biggest collection of funny jokes, gathered and polished over the years. From quick one-liners to longer stories, this is where new jokes land first before they find a home in a themed category. Dip in whenever you need a laugh, a joke to steal for the office, or something to send a friend. Fresh humor is added all the time, so it is always worth coming back.
disappointed
Someone just used my driveway to turn around. Now I’m standing outside with two open beers and a lonley face.
glasses
The doctor said I needed glasses.. I assume he meant glasses of alcohol because I feel so much better now.
to buy mom
A young boy went to a horse auction with his father. He watched his father move from horse to horse, running his hands up and… Read More »to buy mom
forgot
If you are happy and you know it, You probably forgot that tomorow is Monday
about the apple
Eve: “I got an apple” Adam: “…” Eve: “what?” Adam: “I thought we agreed on Android.” Eve: “Well the serpent said this was better.”
I said to my wife, “Have I told you lately that I love you?” She…
I said to my wife, “Have I told you lately that I love you?” She giggled and said, “No” I said, “Doesn’t that tell you… Read More »I said to my wife, “Have I told you lately that I love you?” She…
shock
My girlfriend just sat me down and confessed to me that she used to be a Christian. It came as quite a shock……. I’ve only… Read More »shock
multiplayer
Sex is like video games, single player is good But wait until you discover multiplayer.
distance
I can’t take this long distance relationship anymore, I’m moving the fridge into my room.