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The heart of TheFun.Net: our biggest collection of funny jokes, gathered and polished over the years. From quick one-liners to longer stories, this is where new jokes land first before they find a home in a themed category. Dip in whenever you need a laugh, a joke to steal for the office, or something to send a friend. Fresh humor is added all the time, so it is always worth coming back.

Trust

I can’t get out of bed. These blankets have accepted me as one of their own and if I leave now, I might lose their… Read More »Trust

I’m here

I’ll call it a “smart” phone the day I yell “Where’s my phone?!” and it answers, “I’m here! Under your jacket!”

literally

It’s hard to explain jokes to kleptomaniacs, because they always take everything literally.

long time

Took the wife out for dinner last night & I was just about to order the steak when she said, “Why don’t you try something… Read More »long time

advice

the best relationship advice i can give you is make sure you’re the crazy one…

reminder

Sometimes, my secretary reminds me of my wife.　　　　　　　　 I was unbuttoning her blouse the other day, and she said, “Remember, you have a wife.”

boring

You`re so boring, if you threw a boomerang, it wouldn`t come back to you.

new way

‘Lite’, the new way to spell ‘light’, now with 20% fewer letters.

True fact

High heels were originally created for men. Butchers used them to avoid stepping in blood. They were also used as weapons befor they became fashion… Read More »True fact