trust
My girlfriend complains all the time that she doesnt trust me, i dont know why, i mean my wife trusts me.
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incident
What happened when the blonde tried to give her boyfriend a blow job while he was driving? They both fell off the motorcycle.
Question
Why is it so hard to find a woman who loves me for me and not the person I lied and manipulated her into thinking… Read More »Question
Wurst
Oktoberfest brings out the wurst in people.
reverse
Philosophy of marriage : At the beginning, every wife treats her husband as GOD.. Later, somehow don’t know why.. alphabets get reversed.
working
His girlfriend left him a note on the fridge. “It’s not working, I can’t take it anymore. I’m going to my Mother’s house.” He opened… Read More »working
break the rule
Today, I was cleaning the garage and found our old christmas lights. I noticed that the label said “for indoor and outdoor use only”. I’m… Read More »break the rule
obsession
My wife said she’s leaving me because of my obsession with the Internet. Worse than that my son Google agrees with her.
excuses
Having some alcohol- every woman’s excuse for wanting to get laid. Having a penis- every man’s excuse for wanting to get laid.
selfies
Got a passcode lock that takes a picture whenever someone tries the wrong code to look in my phone. I now have fifty pictures of… Read More »selfies