not bad
I’m not particularly bad at cooking, but how long is pasta supposed to stay in the toaster?
Fun jokes
The heart of TheFun.Net: our biggest collection of funny jokes, gathered and polished over the years. From quick one-liners to longer stories, this is where new jokes land first before they find a home in a themed category. Dip in whenever you need a laugh, a joke to steal for the office, or something to send a friend. Fresh humor is added all the time, so it is always worth coming back.
Reasons
Some people won’t try bacon for religious reasons I won’t try religion for bacon reasons
Where is the boss
Last year everyone made a huge deal about The Pope resigning. To be honest I don’t blame him. I’d leave my job too if my… Read More »Where is the boss
Last year I joined a support for antisocial people, We haven’t…
last year I joined a support for antisocial people, We haven’t met yet.
Delicious
She was amazing, so firm, so beautiful. Her legs were long and perfectly formed, her breasts were so full and juicy. I laid her down,… Read More »Delicious
Difference
When men drink, they talk too much, drive badly, and pick fights for no reason. Women do all of these things while sober.
Mysterious
When people ask me what my best qualities are, I always tell them my second best quality is being mysterious.
Backup
Multiple personalities……because you never know when you’ll need backup.
Cloning
I just caught my son playing with himself. Looks like my cloning experiment was a success…
Legal
marijuana is only legal if you’re sick. so it’s ill-legal