If I ever won the lottery, I would still go back to work….
If I ever won the lottery, I would still go back to work…. And tell them all to GO FUCK THEMSELVES.
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Wine is like a laxative for feelings
wine is like a laxative for feelings
Worth
If someone needs to watch a flight attendant demonstrate how to fasten a seatbelt, is their life really worth saving?
Did you know: The average woman spends a year of her life…
Did you know: The average woman spends a year of her life deciding what to where.
Cards
“Do you accept cards as payment?” I asked the lad in the takeaway. “Of course, Sir”, he replied, smiling. “Great”, I replied, “this one is… Read More »Cards
Not husband
Wife:dear,this computer is not working as per my command. Husband:its a computer not a husband……!!!
Or…
Man: You look pretty today. Woman: Did I look bad yesterday? It was my hair wasn’t it? You think I’m fat.
So far
I hate how Monday is so far away from Friday but then Friday is so close to monday.
More than..
I’m going to a gay bar tonight. I’m not gay. I just wanna be in a bar where I can boast that I have fucked… Read More »More than..
Have fun
Having sex without taking your clothes off is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off.