Coincidentally
me: ladies first her: is that because you want to look at my ass? me: no, it’s because I’m a gentleman…… looking at your ass… Read More »Coincidentally
Fun jokes
The heart of TheFun.Net: our biggest collection of funny jokes, gathered and polished over the years. From quick one-liners to longer stories, this is where new jokes land first before they find a home in a themed category. Dip in whenever you need a laugh, a joke to steal for the office, or something to send a friend. Fresh humor is added all the time, so it is always worth coming back.
We used to be afraid people on the internet would find us in…
We used to be afraid people on the internet would find us in real life. Now we’re terrified people in real life will find us… Read More »We used to be afraid people on the internet would find us in…
Good morning
If you have to drink more than 3 cups of coffee in the morning, maybe you should switch to cocaine.
modes
I seem to have two modes: Sleep is for the weak, and then sleep for a week.
Role play
Me: Officer before you arrest me, can I use this get out of jail card? GF: This is why we don’t role play.
Make a wish
It was my son’s birthday yesterday. I said to him last night, “Blow out the candles and make a wish.” He said, “I wish you… Read More »Make a wish
Don’t understand
If someone doesn’t call back after 2-3 calls, chances are they’re just not that into you. I wish these debt collectors would understand that.
Three previous
My boss is coming to my grandad’s funeral tomorrow. He said, after his three previous funerals he personally wants to see the bastard go in… Read More »Three previous
Service
“So you’re telling me you carry a customer’s groceries to their car free of charge?” I asked the bag boy at the supermarket this morning.… Read More »Service
Present
My wife said I could do whatever I liked on my birthday. So I’m flying to Brazil to start a new life.