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The heart of TheFun.Net: our biggest collection of funny jokes, gathered and polished over the years. From quick one-liners to longer stories, this is where new jokes land first before they find a home in a themed category. Dip in whenever you need a laugh, a joke to steal for the office, or something to send a friend. Fresh humor is added all the time, so it is always worth coming back.

surprise

My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday

without

I love watching women’s Curling during the Olympics. It’s the only time I can drink beer while cheering on a woman sweeping a broom…without getting… Read More »without

one more

I pulled my wife bleeding from the wrecked car, as she screamed and pleaded for me to let her have one more shot at parking… Read More »one more

holding

Got a porno the other day, I put it in the DVD player but it was just a dark blurry picture of some guy holding… Read More »holding

faster

Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture.

believing

Insanity is believing your hallucinations are real. Religion is believing other people’s hallucinations are real.

wrong

Hello sir, we’re from your internet provider. You’ve recently said that “homosexuality is wrong,” so we’ve blocked you from seeing lesbian porn.

short cut

I walked into a barbershop today. The guy said, “Can I help you sir?” I said, “I just need a short cut”, as I walked… Read More »short cut

boxer

This girl was chatting me up at the pub. “So, what do you do for a living?” she asked, batting her eyelids over her glass.”… Read More »boxer