trick
I can’t believe I actually tricked a woman into sleeping with me. All I had to do was buy her a ring and live with… Read More »trick
Fun jokes
The heart of TheFun.Net: our biggest collection of funny jokes, gathered and polished over the years. From quick one-liners to longer stories, this is where new jokes land first before they find a home in a themed category. Dip in whenever you need a laugh, a joke to steal for the office, or something to send a friend. Fresh humor is added all the time, so it is always worth coming back.
Concentrate
Snooker table is the coolest table for men. It teaches them how to play with the balls and concentrate on many holes using a single… Read More »Concentrate
They say money talks, mine just waves goodbye.
They say money talks, mine just waves goodbye.
downside
I was making a sandwich when I thought to myself, “So, there is a downside to divorce”.
coincidence
This morning my wife woke me up with a nudge. “Oh God,” she said, “I’ve just had a horrible nightmare.” “Oh no,” I replied cuddling… Read More »coincidence
etiquette
how long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask the wifi password
My apartment is full of Valentine’s Day cards.
My apartment is full of Valentine’s Day cards. I’m not that popular, I’m just a really lazy mail man!
My wife asked what I wanted for Valentine’s Day.
My wife asked what I wanted for Valentine’s Day. I said I wanted a blowjob. She’s all, “no silly, something I can buy you.” So… Read More »My wife asked what I wanted for Valentine’s Day.
valentine
I said to this girl, “Will you be my valentine?” “Talk to the hand,” she replied. “I did,” I said, “but he’s tired of being… Read More »valentine
cheating
The garbage man is late. I think he’s been cheating on me with some other piece of trash.