so tired?
Ever been so tired at work that people thought you were drunk? I hope so because thats the only excuse I have for being drunk… Read More »so tired?
Fun jokes
The heart of TheFun.Net: our biggest collection of funny jokes, gathered and polished over the years. From quick one-liners to longer stories, this is where new jokes land first before they find a home in a themed category. Dip in whenever you need a laugh, a joke to steal for the office, or something to send a friend. Fresh humor is added all the time, so it is always worth coming back.
month ago
We ask 18-years-olds to make huge decisions about their career and financial future, when a month ago they had to ask to go to the… Read More »month ago
before
No one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm.
Facebook is the adult way of having imaginary friends.
Facebook is the adult way of having imaginary friends.
attention
Fires tell their kids not to play with Chuck Norris.
the cure
These new anti-depressants I got from the doctor are brilliant. I felt much better as soon as I put a dozen in my wife’s food.
unrealistic
Porn is so unrealistic. I’ve been watching for 20 minutes now and no one has checked their phone.
sent from
A guy from Apple promised me a pre-release of a new product if I sucked his cock this morning. As if I would compromise my… Read More »sent from
what day is it
during a random drugs test i got asked “have you consumed alcohol in the past 24 hours?” as i look back on it now i… Read More »what day is it
exactly
Me at work: “don’t talk to me until I have my coffee” Colleague: “but you don’t even drink coffee!” Me: “exactly”