I Gave your girlfriend an oral mammogram.
I Gave your girlfriend an oral mammogram.
Fun jokes
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remaining
Yawning is your bodies way of saying 20% battery remaining.
trying
I will never forget my teachers.. but I will keep on trying.
the first
Barack Obama…. The first black presidennt and he starts selling weed.
t-shirt
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front: Let me put my tool in your mouth… and on the back:…and… Read More »t-shirt
I was going to go to the gym but I got exhausted trying to…
I was going to go to the gym but I got exhausted trying to parallel parking.
freak
No, I don’t want to come to your cat’s birthday party…you freak. My dog’s getting married that weekend.
Officer: “Blow into this” JB: *starts unzipping officers pants*…
Officer: “Blow into this” JB: *starts unzipping officers pants* Officer: “No! No! WTF!?”
don’t forget
A very attractive young woman came up to me today and asked me to get her a drink. Then I remembered. I was serving behind… Read More »don’t forget
what to say
I got fired at work today. My boss said my communication skills were awful. I didn’t know what to say to that.