texting
I am surprised my girlfriend failed her driving test. She texted me like 3 times telling me everything was going good.
Fun jokes
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everything
Our little girl is growing up! Monica Lewinsky turned 50 recently. It seems like only yesterday that she was crawling around the White House on… Read More »everything
good signal
Just as I was thinking that technology ruined the art of conversation, my date looked up at me and smiled. “This is a fantastic restaurant,”… Read More »good signal
“Careful, there’s poop on the dance floor.” -How ballet was…
“Careful, there’s poop on the dance floor.” -How ballet was invented.
taste
I have good taste I just don’t have the money to prove it!
who is first?
If their a pic of the making of the world’s first camera. Which camera took the pic of the world’s first camera?
What is a Jehovah’s witness favorite band?
What is a Jehovah’s witness favorite band? The Doors.
anything
Apparently if your girlfriend or wife ever says “if anything happens to me, I want you to meet someone new….” “anything” doesn’t include getting stuck… Read More »anything
too honest
My husband and I went for marriage counseling this morning. The counselor told me I need to be more open with him about what I… Read More »too honest
harder
We’re at the age in our life when the wife says, “Dave, I want it harder!” I reply, “Ok babe, what’s the gross national product… Read More »harder