Step aside coffee, this is a job for alcohol.
Step aside coffee, this is a job for alcohol.
Fun jokes
The heart of TheFun.Net: our biggest collection of funny jokes, gathered and polished over the years. From quick one-liners to longer stories, this is where new jokes land first before they find a home in a themed category. Dip in whenever you need a laugh, a joke to steal for the office, or something to send a friend. Fresh humor is added all the time, so it is always worth coming back.
woman of my dreams
My horoscope says I will meet the woman of my dreams today. Not sure how my wife will take the news but I’m pretty damn… Read More »woman of my dreams
profit for all
I place $20 in a box. So do you. Now the box contains $40, and we both know it. I sell the box to you… Read More »profit for all
woman of my dreams
My horoscope says I will meet the woman of my dreams today. Not sure how my wife will take the news but I’m pretty damn… Read More »woman of my dreams
money for sex
Wife: Do you wanna have sex? Me: Yeah, I thought you’d never ask Wife: Ok here’s £40 and there’s a brothel around the corner.
prank
As I bent down on one knee in the expensive restaurant my girlfriend starting crying and screaming “Yes!” As I picked up my phone from… Read More »prank
not to lie
I said to my husband “Why don’t you tell me you love me?” He said “For fuck sake woman, I can’t win, you told me… Read More »not to lie
ready
I always have skis mounted on the roof of my car just in case I flip it and land in the snow.
good hangover
I don’t even call it a hangover anymore. It’s just morning.
time to stop
I keep getting bombarded with emails about penis enlargement. I wish my wife would stop it.