Ive never caught my penis in my zipper…
Ive never caught my penis in my zipper… See a small penis is too good for something.
Fun jokes
The heart of TheFun.Net: our biggest collection of funny jokes, gathered and polished over the years. From quick one-liners to longer stories, this is where new jokes land first before they find a home in a themed category. Dip in whenever you need a laugh, a joke to steal for the office, or something to send a friend. Fresh humor is added all the time, so it is always worth coming back.
A taxi driver asked me “Aren’t you going to give me a tip?
A taxi driver asked me “Aren’t you going to give me a tip? I replied “Of course, Don’t work too long into the night”
My buddy asked me, “Do you know how the Native Americans said…
My buddy asked me, “Do you know how the Native Americans said hello?” So I say, “How?” “Oh, you already knew.”
surprise
Pretty sure I know what my wife’s getting me for my birthday cause when I guessed, “A 3-way?” she got all angry like I ruined… Read More »surprise
hidden
tHis is A VEry Serious tEXt post WITH no hidden MEaning.
third
If the earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn’t that make every country a third world country?
so bad
The economy is so bad Mcdonalds employees are asking customers, Can you afford fries with that?
smartphone
I bought my girlfriend a smart phone. It calls 911 as soon as she starts her car.
same resume
I can’t stand it when women say “I bet you say that to all the pretty girls.” Of course I fucking do. Don’t you use… Read More »same resume
fairtyle
I had a fairytale childhood. My Grandma was eaten by a wolf.