wondering
sometimes I spend entire meetings wondering how they get the big meeting table through the door
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plans
I never plan on drinking as much I do. …which is why I no longer make plans.
to the right place
My wife called me today to tell me that the car wouldn’t start. I said, “Honey, when I’m not there you have to sit in… Read More »to the right place
selfie
Art History Fact: the Mona Lisa is one of the most famous selfies.
it’s time
I started arguing with my gf a lot, we rarely have sex anymore and we can’t stand each other either… I think we’re ready to… Read More »it’s time
Highway to Hell is a great song because you can play it at both…
Highway to Hell is a great song because you can play it at both your wedding and your funeral.
copying and pasting
You know you’re online sex relationship isn’t working out when you discover she’s been copying and pasting her orgasms.
settle
With all the housework that I’ve done today, my boyfriend should give me a gold medal… But I’ll settle for a pearl necklace.
This guy at the gym just did 3 sets of selfies.
This guy at the gym just did 3 sets of selfies.
dirty
Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards.