holding
Little Johnny is out walking with his dad when they see two dogs shagging on the other side of the road. “What are they doing,… Read More »holding
Fun jokes
The heart of TheFun.Net: our biggest collection of funny jokes, gathered and polished over the years. From quick one-liners to longer stories, this is where new jokes land first before they find a home in a themed category. Dip in whenever you need a laugh, a joke to steal for the office, or something to send a friend. Fresh humor is added all the time, so it is always worth coming back.
doesn’t work
I don’t understand some politicians… “Government doesn’t work. Elect us and we will prove it. “
Last day
I have got to stop living every day like it could be my last. The hangovers are killing me…
losing
I remember my Dad telling me, “Son. Only ever gamble what you don’t mind losing.” It was the last thing he said to me before… Read More »losing
nice name
I always wanted to name my first daughter after my first love… but my wife thinks that “nutella” is not the right name for her!!
what was the question
Alcohol isn’t the answer. It just makes you forget the question.
snuck
Whoever snuck the s in fast food is a clever bastards.
give up
If I was just learning English and you told me a sport called BOXING takes place in a SQUARE area called a RING, I’d probably… Read More »give up
probably
People treat New Year’s like some sort of life-changing event. If your life sucked last year, it’s probably still going to suck tomorrow.
autocorect
My android autocorrected “wish you were here” to “wish you were beer” . i left it. it’s true.