available
Sorry, but breaking up with you on facebook was the best way of letting all your friends know I’m available.
Fun jokes
The heart of TheFun.Net: our biggest collection of funny jokes, gathered and polished over the years. From quick one-liners to longer stories, this is where new jokes land first before they find a home in a themed category. Dip in whenever you need a laugh, a joke to steal for the office, or something to send a friend. Fresh humor is added all the time, so it is always worth coming back.
waiting
Inside every fat woman there is a thin woman. Inside every thin woman there is a fat woman waiting for marriage.
anonymous
“Quotes are for dumb people who can’t think of something intelligent to say on their own.” – anonymous
cache
I tried to download a girlfriend last night. But I didn’t have enough cache.
immortal
They say laughter is the best medicine, and based on how many people laugh at me, I’m gonna live forever.
be a warrior
Worry is a waste of energy. It cant change the past. It cant control the future. It only makes today miserable. Be a warrior, not… Read More »be a warrior
prank
Every time I see someone with Google glasses I’m gonna run up and scream “image search diarrhea, safety mode off! open first 50 results in… Read More »prank
unrealistic
I was watching porn with my wife and she complained “This is so unrealistic.” I replied, “Just because you’re unwilling to try new things, doesn’t… Read More »unrealistic
advice
Worry is a waste of energy. It cant change the past. It cant control the future. It only makes today miserable. Be a warrior, not… Read More »advice
another
My goal is to lose this hangover So I can earn another.