to reduce the losses
My girlfriend’s online shopping downstairs so I’m upstairs logged on to the same site and deleting everything in her cart.
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same reaction
Boobs are to men what laser pointers are to cats.
cheap solution
Can’t afford anti depressants… So I’m drinking No More Tears shampoo.
first instruction
The first cooking instruction on food packaging should be “Don’t throw out box until after reading all instructions.”
depends
Funny how 8 glasses of water a day seems impossible, but 8 cans of beer a day seems necessary.
unlogic
The English language: If a car transports something it’s called shipment. If a boat transports something its called cargo.
second best
Drawing is the second best thing in the world which requires your Hand & Imagination simultaneously.
Every time I go into my bosses office she tells me “take a…
Every time I go into my bosses office she tells me “take a seat.” I have 14 now
change
My ex reminds me off pink floyd… He became less ‘how I wish you were here’ since he started dating ‘the dark side of the… Read More »change
password
* At A Restaurant* Waiter; What Would You Like? Me: The WiFi Password……