characters
I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
Fun jokes
The heart of TheFun.Net: our biggest collection of funny jokes, gathered and polished over the years. From quick one-liners to longer stories, this is where new jokes land first before they find a home in a themed category. Dip in whenever you need a laugh, a joke to steal for the office, or something to send a friend. Fresh humor is added all the time, so it is always worth coming back.
real psych
I called the psychic hotline by mistake tonight. A woman answered and said, “Don’t worry, your pizza is on its way.”
victim
Seriously, how can it be considered stealing when my neighbour’s WiFi signal was trespassing in MY house? I’m the victim here!
go to study
Asian kid: My blood test came back. Im B- Asian parent: Go to room & study til blood is A+
F is for friends who do stuff without you.
F is for friends who do stuff without you. U is for ur alone. N is for no one wants to be with you because… Read More »F is for friends who do stuff without you.
secret
Victoria’s Secret? You’ll never look like the girls in the ads.
hairy
Just how hairy was the guy, who invented the shampoo “Head n Shoulders”?
keep up
Boss: “You’re not suppose to be drinking on the job!” Me: “You’re not suppose to cheat on your wife.” Boss: “Keep up the good work”
Quit quoting me, girls.
Quit quoting me, girls. I was a whore. Not a philosopher! – Marilyn Monroe
to them
Her: excuse me I’m up here. Me: excuse me i was talking to your boobs.