Fun jokes

So I noticed my wife put on some weight lately For her birthday I got her a dress 2 sizes smaller with a note “I’m… Read More »

Why are the Russian forces in Ukraine using the symbol “Z”? Because the other half of the swastika fell off due to poor Russian maintenance.

I’d never be unfaithful to my wife… I love my house too much.

Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife’s lovely voice from the kitchen. “What would you like for… Read More »When love fades…

A husband and wife sit down for a serious discussion. The husband holds his wife’s hand and says “I know I haven’t been the best… Read More »

Volodymyr Zelenskyy is the greatest comedian of all time. He even turned Vladimir Putin into a joke.

Guide for Russian troops: How to identify Ukrainians Sometimes Ukrainian saboteurs try to pass off as Russian troops. The easiest way to identify them is… Read More »

They say size doesn’t matter But imagine how many lives would be saved if putin had normal size dick.

What’s the difference between Putin and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself

When I die, I want to be cremated and my ashes made into a very large butt plug….. that way, I can continue to be… Read More »